Touched by an Angel Asshole
They were handing out free STUPID to everyone in West Point, today, and people were lapping that shit up like drunk lesbian Carolina Panther Cheerleaders in a Tampa nightclub restroom.
To the woman with the handicapped plates who was responsible for my 10mph driving tour of downtown West Point during lunch today before you swerved into the center lane like Stavros Niarchos behind the wheel of a Bentley, please contact me immediately. You have won an all expense paid fabulous Euthanasia Holiday Prize Package to Oregon. Be sure to bring a Power of Attorney form with you when you come to claim that prize, baby.
To the dick in the pickup that didn't have any who pulled out in front of me on the way back from lunch, a simple fuck you will suffice.
To the person on Hwy. 50 on the way home who couldn't drive faster than 42mph, a simple fuck you isn't nearly enough. I hope that one day, when I really do lose control of my rage, that it's you on the recieving end, you stupid fucking rancid piece of rat shit.
To the woman with the handicapped plates who was responsible for my 10mph driving tour of downtown West Point during lunch today before you swerved into the center lane like Stavros Niarchos behind the wheel of a Bentley, please contact me immediately. You have won an all expense paid fabulous Euthanasia Holiday Prize Package to Oregon. Be sure to bring a Power of Attorney form with you when you come to claim that prize, baby.
To the dick in the pickup that didn't have any who pulled out in front of me on the way back from lunch, a simple fuck you will suffice.
To the person on Hwy. 50 on the way home who couldn't drive faster than 42mph, a simple fuck you isn't nearly enough. I hope that one day, when I really do lose control of my rage, that it's you on the recieving end, you stupid fucking rancid piece of rat shit.
posted by Karaoke Joe at 5:29 PM
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