Dallas Days 4 & 5 -- College, but without all the sex

Big conferences like this are like college, but without all the sex. There's a bunch of people that you don't know wandering around, there's classes, labs, a cafeteria (a huge honkin' cafeteria that dwarfs even the ass of your prima donna baby momma), and a student center where lots of people congregate. I didn't get so much out of the classes, most of the ones I attended were more sales presentation kind of stuff (although they were good for getting ideas about how you could make better use of the tools). I did get a lot out of talking to people about the ecommerce projects I want to accomplish over the next 18 to 24 months.

Last night's party was lame. I made the mistake of eating pizza about midnight, which ruined a good night's sleep. I'm on my way to the bar, the conference is over, and it's off to Frisco, TX tomorrow for karaoke and a few more days of vacation before I go home.

So I ended up in the hotel bar tonight. Best commernts: while I'm discussing the immigration issue, the bartender asks me if I'm a lawyer. I say, "no, I've never passed the bar. I stop at every one I see"; some dude on Fox News named Jeff Faux is talking about some issue or another and I look up and see his name and say, "that's not the real Jeff."

Fun evening, looking forward to a couple of vacation days. Later.