The Turd Reich: Gail Madden, Dallas; John T. Steen, Jr., San Antonio; Jose Cuevas, Jr., Midland
Today's giant FUCK YOU! goes to the commissioners of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission. These ass-clowns are cracking down on people who drink -- in bars. That's right, they're raiding legally operating bars and arresting drunk people who have otherwise done nothing to warrant arrest.
What fucking pieces of shit. This is what happens when you have an agency of the government who, in the 80s, patrolled the streets of towns like College Station in pairs and just approached girls walking on streets near bars, and scaring the shit out of them by stopping them and asking them questions without producing IDs. Until a third party intervened or the girl in question tried to avoid them or was unresponsive, as girls that don't want to be fucking hassled on the street by potential rapists are likely to do.
This is what happens when you elect fucking theocratic taint-lickers to positions of responsibility in government. They don't care about little things like constitutions and courts (they're full of liberal activist heathen judges who don't recognize the Lord Fucking Jesus Christ as The Savior, anyway). They know what's best for your stupid fucking drunk ass, because they've got a pipeline direct to some bullshit-language-speaking bad-toupe-wearing asshat like Benny Hinn, and he's got a pipeline straight into Jesus' (and your) lower colon. Game over man, welcome to 1980-fucking-4.
What fucking pieces of shit. This is what happens when you have an agency of the government who, in the 80s, patrolled the streets of towns like College Station in pairs and just approached girls walking on streets near bars, and scaring the shit out of them by stopping them and asking them questions without producing IDs. Until a third party intervened or the girl in question tried to avoid them or was unresponsive, as girls that don't want to be fucking hassled on the street by potential rapists are likely to do.
This is what happens when you elect fucking theocratic taint-lickers to positions of responsibility in government. They don't care about little things like constitutions and courts (they're full of liberal activist heathen judges who don't recognize the Lord Fucking Jesus Christ as The Savior, anyway). They know what's best for your stupid fucking drunk ass, because they've got a pipeline direct to some bullshit-language-speaking bad-toupe-wearing asshat like Benny Hinn, and he's got a pipeline straight into Jesus' (and your) lower colon. Game over man, welcome to 1980-fucking-4.
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