A couple of funnies

A couple of funnies before I get busy on last night's karaoke pictures.

Clever: Titanic 2: The Surface

Amber Alert/Celebrity Doctor: Has anyone seen Katie?

According to Patrice (of the Keith and The Girl podcast), Katie has already "had" the baby, which is why she looked so ridiculous in this photo. Personally, I think the baby they bought arrived a little earlier than expected. You can bet the new paparazzi sport in town will be trying to get a hair sample from the baby so they can DNA test it. Tom is nuttier than Michael Jackson, and possibly more dangerous. Although not as dangerous as:

Brittney Spears and Kevin Federline, WORST PARENTS OF THE YEAR. It's not enough to turn this kid's room into a nativity scene and make him play baby Jesus. It's not enough to drive around with the kid in your lap instead of the car seat where he belongs. Nope. When this kid falls out of his high chair, you don't take him to the doctor until his fractured skull causes him severe pain 7 days later. Creeps. Still, if it wasn't so funny, this video would be sad to watch. Are those Bratz sweatpants covering that expanding posterior? She can still kick pretty high, though.