Karaoke on Trains to Tibet

In a move calculated to upset Richard Gere and give new meaning to the term "frozen train." China is rolling out a luxury train experience to Tibet. The high-end trip in railcars that will be pressurized like aircraft cabins because of the extremely high altitudes attained during the journey will feature karaoke and other amenities, like declawed hamsters, gerbils, and other small rodents. Believe me, Alive II is already being optioned out in Hollywood.